Friday, April 26th, 2024

Two Blonde Genies

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes, and then the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them. The next morning he begins to explore the mansion. Suddenly, he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down, and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it, and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead. The Klansmen walk off.

As they're walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire," she continued. "But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."