Thursday, December 13th, 2018

Crazy Conversation

ok, so this is a conversation my friend had with this guy, i was right next to him crackin up, i started to get a headache from laughin so much.. no his screen name isn't crazy man lol.. but here's our convo, we were really bored and started to just say stuff that made no sense

HyPeR: heeehaa james was a ridin on the silver saddle
HyPeR: because those hebrews and such
HyPeR: that chinese checker game got outta hand
HyPeR: and then the grasshoppers were let loose
CRAZYMAN: HELLO
HyPeR: and then he escaped
HyPeR: on that doped up horse
HyPeR: boy was he a good horse
HyPeR: what a sham
CRAZYMAN: TALK OR F*** OFF
HyPeR: what a sham
HyPeR: u dont care that he was in the woods
HyPeR: do u
HyPeR: maybe i do
HyPeR: i like james
CRAZYMAN: THEN I GUESS ITS F*** OFF
HyPeR: and now he doesnt have any more clean underwear
HyPeR: and i think that u need to care more about ur clients
HyPeR: and ur spidermoneys
HyPeR: since that shellfish was the one to start the fight and all
CRAZYMAN: DO ME ONE F***ING THING STOP YOUR S*** OR I WILL REPORT YOUR STUPID A**
HyPeR: what did i do
HyPeR: i just want u to know about him
HyPeR: and her
CRAZYMAN: I HAVE NO SENSE OFF HUMOR
HyPeR: i am sorry
HyPeR: he knows though
CRAZYMAN: WAS THIS A JOKE OR WAS IT SOMETHING THAT REALLY HAPPEN
CRAZYMAN: WAIT WHAT THE H** IT WAS A JOKE
HyPeR: well yesterday he went bazerk on his teacher
CRAZYMAN: I CANT BELIEVE I ASK THAT
HyPeR: then he went home and drank some gasoline
CRAZYMAN: WHO?
HyPeR: james
CRAZYMAN: IS THIS YOU;R SON
CRAZYMAN: IS THIS YOU SON
HyPeR: i tried to talk him outta it but he through his phone to the goats
HyPeR: sometimes
HyPeR: and all i could hear was him trying to swim in the gasoline
CRAZYMAN: DO YOU DO TO MANY DRUGS OR AM I JUST TRIPPING
HyPeR: but it won
HyPeR: and i could just hear him gargulling
HyPeR: and slopping aroung in it
CRAZYMAN: LATER I NGOT TO GO SORRY IF I WAS AN A**HOLE OK
HyPeR: like a beached whale on palm sunday
HyPeR: trying to get a break in life
HyPeR: or at least a club soda
CRAZYMAN: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
HyPeR: yesterday
HyPeR: i think
HyPeR: yeah yesterday it happend
HyPeR: did u know them
CRAZYMAN: IM A MALE WITH A F***ING SERIOUS MENTAL PROBABLAM SO PLEASE STOP IT NOW
HyPeR: or was there someone else envolved
CRAZYMAN: IF YOU DONT YOU WILL LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO STOP YOPU BY CALLING AOL
HyPeR: but its the best thing for u
HyPeR: for me
HyPeR: the goat
HyPeR: and james
HyPeR: do u think that he likes that
HyPeR: i think that he would enjoy u singing in the sunday choir at church tomorrow
CRAZYMAN: YOU NO WHAT STOP YOUR F***ING S*** RIGHT NOW YOUR STARTING TO F***ING PI** ME THE F*** OFFF "wee wee" SUCKER STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!
HyPeR: instead of just setting on your kaboose and pondering what kind of lunch meat u would like on ur sandwich
HyPeR: i just want a good ear
HyPeR: or a heart
HyPeR: some oil
HyPeR: and courage
CRAZYMAN: HUMAN FLESH PLEASE I AM A SATANIST
HyPeR: since there really is no place like home
CRAZYMAN: MY HOME IS HELL
HyPeR: may god have mercy on james' soul
HyPeR: so is mine
HyPeR: will you be my friend?
CRAZYMAN: WERE I SHALL BURN WHEN I DIE AND WILL STAND BY SATANS SUIDE WERE I BELONG
HyPeR: i am the little one down the road with the sharpened spoon to eat my brains out with
HyPeR: so then i might be able to join james in holy matramoney
CRAZYMAN: YOUY ARE A MALE THAT JUST LIKES TO PI** PEOPLE OFF CORRECT
HyPeR: he wasnt my fiance
HyPeR: in correct
CRAZYMAN: ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMEN ANSWER THAT
HyPeR: i just wanted to ask you to pray for james and myself tomorrow
HyPeR: will you do that for me
HyPeR: thats all i want
CRAZYMAN: IF YOU TELL ME IF YOU A MAN OR WOMEN I MAY SPEAK MORE IF NOT THAN I WONT
HyPeR: i will leave u alone if u would please go to church tomorrow and pray for me and james
HyPeR: i am a man
HyPeR: a man with a sharp spoon
HyPeR: and im not sure how to use it
HyPeR: okay i have had enough
HyPeR: sorry man
HyPeR: im out
CRAZYMAN: I WILL GO TO THE CHUCH I BELONG TO AND PRAY FOR YOU LUCIFERS DEN LOCATED IN LA CALI
CRAZYMAN: ERROR CHURCH
HyPeR: huh?
HyPeR: whats that
HyPeR: why are u talkin to me
CRAZYMAN: LUCIFERS DEN THATS WHERE I WILL PRAY FOR YOU
HyPeR: if u dont stop video taping i swear that i will notify u
HyPeR: is that a satanist church
CRAZYMAN: YES
CRAZYMAN: HELLO
HyPeR: hello
HyPeR: why do u love satan
HyPeR: do u want eternal pain the rest of ur life
CRAZYMAN: BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS NOTHING BUT LIES
HyPeR: have u ever read the bible
HyPeR: u should
CRAZYMAN: THE TRUE WRITING ARNT EVEN IN IT
CRAZYMAN: YES I HAVE MANY TIMES
HyPeR: there is some fantastic illistrations and insights about jesus
HyPeR: okay
HyPeR: well im sorry that i took up ur time
HyPeR: but im 15 and u really should get some help since u really sat there and believed all that stuff that i just told u
HyPeR: later man
CRAZYMAN: THE WRITING OF JESUS SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE BUT HTERE NOT WHY IF THEY PUT THEM IN THE BIBLE IT WOULD MAKE THEN HAVE TO TAKE MANY THING BACK FROM THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO AND THEY WONT
HyPeR: oh okay